No wonder so many “musicians” are against the war — the artists aren’t getting any royalties when their songs are used to torture people, and a Canadian lawyer says certain songwriters might be owed money.

Good idea. Nothing makes a left-wing artist gain ready acceptance of actions they formerly disdained like a nice, fat royalty check.

If we take into account torture methods throughout history, the band that’s probably owed the largest royalty check is Iron Maiden.

According to the Guardian, as of February of this year, the top 10 torture songs were:

1. F*#k Your God – Deicide
2. Die MF Die – Dope
3. Take Your Best Shot – Dope
4. White America – Eminem
5. Kim – Eminem
6. Barney Theme Song – Barney the Dinosaur
7. Bodies – Drowning Pool
8. Enter Sandman – Metallica
9. Meow Mix TV Commercial – Meow Meow Meow
10. Sesame Street TV Theme

Personally, I’d vote for this song as the best torture tune of all time.


3 Responses to “How to Get Songwriters to Support Barneyboarding and Other Tortures”

  1. Robin Anderson on February 23rd, 2017 8:51 am

    Yes, the war is bad and many writers and a lot of people are against it. I think no writer doesn’t want that his or her song appeared in this ranking.

  2. imoforpcs on May 2nd, 2017 2:53 pm
  3. Sildalis on May 15th, 2017 11:15 am

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