The Great Train Throbbery: ‘Tube-Eleven in Progress’ in Houston

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About $50,000 worth of sex toys have been stolen from the Houston Police Department’s property room. Police say that the thief should be considered “armed and extremely horny.”

In addition, Rapper 50 Cent is wanted for questioning.

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Author: Doug Powers

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