Shock: Global Pickpockets Support Candidate Who Will Carry U.S. Wallet Most Carelessly

A BBC poll found that the world wants Barack Obama to be president.

Barack has 82% support in Kenya! (this number has a margin of error of plus or minus Obama’s brother)

What the world may not know is that John McCain is a global warming Kool-Aid drinker, so no matter who gets elected, they’ll probably end up getting even more of our money anyway.

Now we’ll await a poll taken of Kim Jong il, Al Qaeda and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to see who they support. Then again, maybe this is that poll.