A few days ago, Rajendra Pachauri, the head of the U.N.’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change urged humans to avoid eating meat at least one day a week to help curb global warming. And if you give up meat altogether, the planet will be even better off — so we’re told.

Well, the planet might be better off, but the rest of us will be acting like Pauly Shore:

Scientists have discovered that going veggie could be bad for your brain–with those on a meat-free diet six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage.

Well, this certainly explains a lot.

Liberalism is to the brain what a cold swimming pool is to the male genitalia.