Diagnosis: Just Palin Nuts

nullSame dumb celebrities, different day.

The latest in the long line of Hollywood idiots who are doing nothing but helping get Republicans elected every time they open their mouths is Janeane Garofalo.

Garofalo is moron #3,153 on the list of those who believe the intolerant should be thrown in jail. Yes, they can actually say those things without feeling stupid.

Here’s Garofalo on how to deal with John Fund and Republicans on Bill Maher’s Real Time:

“There is no evidence to support that the current incarnation of the Republican Party-hyphen-conservative movement has any tethering to decency, kindness, tolerance (or) open-mindedness,” she said. “What do they stand for? Torture as a policy. They stand for homophobia. They stand for no reproductive justice. They stand for denying global warming.”

A flabbergasted Fund, who was sitting next to her, asked: “So what should we do, jail them?”

“That would be great!” Garofalo exclaimed with a straight face.

We’re calling abortion “reproductive justice” now? I beg to differ. “Reproductive justice” would be if Garofalo’s parents received pre-coital life prison sentences so they never could have conceived the idiot who is currently fighting a two-front war against Republicans and showering.

I hope Palin keeps pouring it on, because liberal heads are about to explode in one massively fantastic “Scanners” sequel. Sure, saying these things might land me in jail, but it’s a chance I’ll have to take.

Fun fact: “Garofalo” is a zoology term for the thing that’s born after a giraffe and a buffalo mate.

Author: Doug Powers

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