The Sunny Times

You have to like the measures the Chicago Sun Times took this morning in order to help to calm the masses:


I feel more relieved already.

Maybe that “DON’T PANIC!” headline would have helped relax this guy — or perhaps he had just read it.

Author: Doug Powers

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