Michael Moore’s 7 Modest Proposals for President Obama

Okay, I admit it — I can’t stop laughing at a big fat slob who claims to know what the best health care system for all of us is.

That ad-hominem attack out of the way, in the short vid below, uber-liberal unshaven planetoid Michael Moore also recommends that President Obama (did I miss the election?) institute a military draft — but only for the children of the top five percent of wage earners in the country, because “there won’t be any wars if they are forced to send their own children.” Hey, at least he admits that the wealthy love their kids… so that’s a step in the right direction (don’t tell Moore that the only reason the super-wealthy have kids is for organ harvesting purposes).

Here’s another shocker: Moore is for drilling all around the world — even in third world countries! Oh, but not for oil — for water. He wants the U.S. to dig everybody’s well. Moore said that much of the underdeveloped world has no access to clean drinking water, just after he took a swig from a bottle of water. Come on, Michael — no need to mock them.

There are more, but you get the point. Behold Jabba the Glut:

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