David Blaine’s Been Upside-Down Too Long

When it comes to street magic, David Blaine is among the best — but when it comes to weird publicity stunts, I wish he’d use his prestidigitation prowess to make the attention-whore disappear.

I saw this same finale at an elementary school production of Peter Pan, except the kid playing Tinkerbell was a bit more convincing:

Update: Why didn’t Blaine’s stunt go as planned? Bush’s fault. No, seriously.

Author: Doug Powers

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