You Know It’s Bad News When…

…Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank and Harry Reid are grinning ear to ear.

Either they just found out they just found out that facelifts will be covered under a national health plan, it’s considered ethical to accept windfall on the sale of property you don’t own as a gratuity for political favors, and gay prostitution has been legalized — or we’re about to get totally screwed on the bailout deal.

Wounded gazelles, meet Tigers: