And the Coveted Al Qaeda Endorsement Goes To…

Well, they didn’t really name who they wanted to win, but the “nudge, nudge” factor in this “non-endorsement” is so strong I was knocked off the left side of my chair. Al Qaeda leader Abu Yahya al-Libi said that the Republicans deserve to be “humiliated.”

He said that “the Republican Party has invited not just defeat but discredit this year, and that both its nominees for the highest offices in America should be decisively repudiated.” Oh wait, that last quote was from Christopher Hitchens. Nevermind.

Update: The unborn disagree with Al Qaeda.