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Economist Arthur Laffer says that the age of prosperity is over, and as evidence, we’re seeing a potential Obama presidency chasing off its first businessman: Wayne Huizenga wants to sell the Miami Dolphins before Barack Obama takes office and raises capital gains taxes: “I’d rather give it to charity than to him.” That’s the problem […]

Having just listened to this 2001 recording of Barack Obama discussing the Constitution, I’ve decided that some revisions on the Presidential Oath of Office will be required should Obama win the election. Here’s the original oath: A couple of swipes with an eraser and it’s perfect for Obama to recite while he’s assuming the presidency […]

Traditional newspapers — from their ownership to editorial boards — are notoriously liberal. This is no secret. As a matter of fact, about two-thirds of all mainstream newspapers have endorsed Barack Obama. The newspaper industry is also in the throes of a huge circulation decline. Their business is dying. This is due in part to […]

Today’s column at WorldNetDaily is a bit of a departure from the “normal” commentary style usually used, and is more of a parable. It started as a shorter post here a few days ago, and I thought it deserved to be expanded and explored just a bit further. For a short story containing just one […]

According to Rasmussen, half of all voters believe that the William Ayers issue has harmed the campaign… the McCain campaign. Is this a nation full of lucid thinkers or what? It’s been known for a long time that the public in general doesn’t care about William Ayers — or even the Reverend Wright. Hell, even […]

The most evil and bloodthirsty Republican since Ronald Reagan has claimed yet another victim: Blues goalie Manny Legace left after one period Friday night with a hip injury that occurred when he slipped on the carpet placed on the ice for Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Legace may have more than the injury to […]

Younger people these days (God I feel old when I say that) are often shocked to discover that there were music videos before MTV came into existence and almost singlehandedly ruined rock music. This has come full circle, because now I’m not sure if there are music videos on MTV anymore. One of the first […]

Only one-percent of people in France want John McCain to be elected president. This news disappointed me just a bit. The reason I was disappointed is because I prefer that my candidate for U.S. president have ZERO percent French support, but we can’t have everything. Do you find it as troubling as I do that […]

There are plenty of Republicans, or at least some who claim to once have fallen under the umbrella of that title, who have endorsed Barack Obama. Colin Powell, Christopher Buckley, and just yesterday, the pitiful turncoat of a former Bush spokesman Scott McClellan. And there are many, many more. In some circles, these people are […]

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