Hurry — there’s only three-plus days left to bid on the piece of “hope toast” sporting an image of what the seller claims is Barack Obama. So bid like ACORN votes — early and often:
Barack Obama has miraculously appeared on a piece of toast I was preparing for breakfast. This is a one-of-a-kind item to celebrate his win as US President. The item is one piece of Wonder Bread that has been toasted. Nothing has been added to the bread – no butter or oils. The buyer will receieve this item as shown.
Wonder bread? Oh man.
Here’s the item in question:
At least now we know what will be served during the mandatory communion at the coming national holiday in honor of The One.
(h/t Bad Astronomy)