8th ‘Wonder’ of the World: Hope Toast

Hurry — there’s only three-plus days left to bid on the piece of “hope toast” sporting an image of what the seller claims is Barack Obama. So bid like ACORN votes — early and often:

Barack Obama has miraculously appeared on a piece of toast I was preparing for breakfast. This is a one-of-a-kind item to celebrate his win as US President. The item is one piece of Wonder Bread that has been toasted. Nothing has been added to the bread – no butter or oils. The buyer will receieve this item as shown.

Wonder bread? Oh man.

Here’s the item in question:


At least now we know what will be served during the mandatory communion at the coming national holiday in honor of The One.

(h/t Bad Astronomy)