Uplifting News For Republicans: Keith Olbermann Didn’t Cancel Out Your Vote

Keith Olbermann doesn’t vote. He said that the reason is because doing so would compromise his objectivity.

That’s weird, because that’s the same reason I don’t watch Keith’s show. It’s always refreshing to find out that you have a little something in common with somebody on the other end of the political spectrum.

Olbermann learned that skipping votes makes a person more objective and pragmatic after careful study of Barack Obama’s Senate career.

Really though, no matter what your political leaning, not voting in order to avoid being unobjective is a little like taking the battery out of your clock so you won’t get older.