Better build the wall a little higher… you know, just in case:
Beginning December 1, Mexico City plans to hand out free medicine to elderly men with erectile dysfunction, the local government said.
“Everyone has the right to be happy,” said Marcelo Ebrard Casaubon, governor of the federal district that encompasses the Mexican capital.
So getting a hard-on is a “human right” now? Great. Add that to the list. But what about Mexican women? Don’t they have a right to be happy? And by “happy” I mean not constantly surrounded by horny old men who can toss their sombreros 15 feet into the air without using their hands.
In the meantime, be on the lookout, because a new breed of super fence faulter could be coming our way… if you’ll pardon the expression.
(h/t Joyanna Adams)