Better build the wall a little higher… you know, just in case:

Beginning December 1, Mexico City plans to hand out free medicine to elderly men with erectile dysfunction, the local government said.
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“Everyone has the right to be happy,” said Marcelo Ebrard Casaubon, governor of the federal district that encompasses the Mexican capital.

So getting a hard-on is a “human right” now? Great. Add that to the list. But what about Mexican women? Don’t they have a right to be happy? And by “happy” I mean not constantly surrounded by horny old men who can toss their sombreros 15 feet into the air without using their hands.

In the meantime, be on the lookout, because a new breed of super fence faulter could be coming our way… if you’ll pardon the expression.

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(h/t Joyanna Adams)

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