One of history’s greatest scrotal mysteries may have been solved.

You might have heard tales over the decades that Adolph Hitler had only one testicle. Well, that old story has been as confirmed as it can be.

Hitler was twice as nuts as most other tyrants while having only half as many — no easy feat.

I don’t know what bearing any of this has on Hitler’s eternity in hell, other than to hope that Satan has been mocking him mercilessly in the locker room of the Hades gymnasium.

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