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I tend to joke around a bit here and try not to take things too seriously, but this is one of those times I’m going to have to be entirely somber and put public safety above any selfish need for business as usual.

This is mostly for you men out there, and I’m using this space to pass along the information because the safety of my readers takes precedent over everything else.

This is just breaking from Yahoo News, and I’m using the same picture they used:

nullUganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.

Investigators will file a full report as soon as they regain consciousness.

So, I repeat, if you’re traveling in Uganda and you see something like this…

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…do not stick your face in it. Suppress the urge at all cost. Instead you are being asked to telephone Ugandan authorities.

And be aware that these cleavage chloroform bandits have already successfully targeted at least one American:

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One Response to “Public Safety Alert!”

  1. Obat Hematuria on October 5th, 2015 4:51 am

    I think more updates and will be returning. I have filtered for qualified edifying substance of this calibre all through the past various hours.

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