Understatement of the Day

If you’re in Indiana, watch for deer falling from the sky.

Here’s why the deer are getting so freaky:

Late fall is stressful for deer because it is hunting season, said DNR spokesman Phil Bloom.

Really? I just thought they were nervous because it’s almost time to take their SAT’s.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.