Glock Tease

Public safety notice: As pro 2nd Amendment as you might be, try not to keep your firearm too close to the bed during sex:

A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

A Tri-State woman? Now that’s fat. It isn’t difficult to understand why she’s estranged though, is it?

Click here to listen to a portion of the 9-1-1 call. “We were having sex and it went off.”

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