Come Cher the Fun!

Just a reminder, if you’re gay, tomorrow’s the day you’re supposed to call in sick to work:

Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to “call in gay” Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it’s wise to encourage skipping work given the nation’s economic distress.

Boy, talk about the lights going out on Broadway. If you have tickets to “Rent” tomorrow you’re going to be staring at an empty stage.

At least the Big Three auto execs might get to go a day without looking at Barney Frank.

And if you’re straight and feel like you’re getting sick, all I suggest is that you make it to work no matter how ill you are, or everybody will be “wondering” about you.