Bush Sees Into Iraqi Reporter’s Sole

President Bush made a surprise trip to Iraq, and during a press conference there, an Iraqi reporter for the Baghdad Bugle (or the Fallujah Nearly-Free Press or some such media outlet) threw a couple of shoes at him. I heard that Helen Thomas did something similar once with an orthopedic Croc.

The question will be buzzing amongst the conspiracy crowd for some time to come: Was there a second shoe thrower?

Update: Suggested Bush response: “Who throws a shoe? Honestly…”