Punishment for Perino’s Shoe-Shiner

Somewhat lost in the Bush/shoe/Iraq story, and the fact that the Muslim hurler is being praised throughout the Muslim world, is the fact that the president’s spokesperson, Dana Perino, who was sitting behind the president at the time of the attack, got a black eye as a result of the angry man’s antics:


In the Middle East, as you might imagine, some punishment for this egregious deed was in order — so Perino was stoned to death for being a whore.