Why does Alaska needs more cabs? Because if Alaska had more cabs, then Sarah Palin could hail them, and this would apparently make the mainstream media believe she was more qualified for office.
Here’s Alan Hunt from Bloomberg News on Caroline Kennedy’s qualifications:
She has all the qualities – intellectual curiosity; a friendly, at times pointed, sense of humor; and a deferential manner (she hails her own cabs) – that are the stuff to make a good senator.
Come on, Alaska — get to work on getting more cabs up there! Sarah Palin desperately needs this important qualification on her resume if she’s going to be taken seriously by the mainstream media heading into the next campaign!
Someone who isn’t qualified for office:
Someone who is qualified for office: