Response to Chrysler’s ‘Thank You’ Message

Yesterday, the Chrysler CEO took out a full page ad in the Wall Street Journal (it would have only been a quarter page, but it’s your money, so screw it) thanking Americans for “investing” in Chrysler. The ad cost over $100,000, but when it comes to thanking taxpayers for their forced generosity, no expense is unjustified.

Here’s the ad:


I was so touched by this heartfelt gratitude that I decided to make a “you’re welcome” ad that I’ll try to place in an upcoming issue of the Wall Street Journal just as soon as I get my bailout check.

Here’s the ad I plan to run in honor of Chrysler’s touching tribute: