The 2009 Sarah Palin calendar is one of the top selling products this holiday season, currently ranking #1 on Amazon’s office products & supplies list: As a comparison, the sales rank of the Joe Biden calendar is #3,883,432:

A completely fictional analogy, of course, but on the extreme off chance Barack Obama ever got tired of being treated like The Messiah, this is how followers of The One might react if he rejected the “free goodies” divinity that’s been ridiculously applied to him — at his own behest of course:

Here’s an upcoming event that a lot of people don’t hear about: On Jan. 20, an unobtrusive military officer carrying a small leather-bound metal briefcase will follow President George W. Bush up to Capitol Hill. After the inauguration ceremony, he will accompany President Barack Obama back to the White House. Inside the attache, known as […]

The CIA is handing out free Viagra to Afghan chieftains, tribal leaders and warlords, but is “Operation Morningwood” working? Yes, according to the CIA: “Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam. The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. […]

A very Merry Christmas to everybody! Hopefully you didn’t see this outside your window this morning. We’ll be back up to speed here after digging out from under all the spent wrapping paper and ribbons, but until then enjoy the long weekend and prepare for 2009! It’s gonna be an interesting year.

Given Obama and his followers insistence upon Abraham Lincoln comparisons, which led to the announcement that Obama will use Abe’s bible for the swearing in, I’m half expecting Barack to show up to his inauguration sporting a beard, stove pipe hat, walking arm-in-arm with his wife, Mary Todd Obama, and delivering “The Leftysburg Address.” “Four […]

This time of year, especially under the conditions much of the country is experiencing, we see people who are digging out from under tons of snow who are mocking “global warming.” This ticks off global warming bureaucrats for two reasons: 1) They need to quickly develop alternative excuses (which they have), and 2) Your heavy […]

Yisrael Medad Shiloh at MyRightWord shows us why the presents might take a little longer than usual to arrive this year:

Yesterday, the Chrysler CEO took out a full page ad in the Wall Street Journal (it would have only been a quarter page, but it’s your money, so screw it) thanking Americans for “investing” in Chrysler. The ad cost over $100,000, but when it comes to thanking taxpayers for their forced generosity, no expense is […]

Is Biden softening us up for that horrific day that’s coming soon when we realize our gas won’t be free, radical Islamists still hate us and our mortgage payment is still be due? Say it ain’t so, Joe: Vice President-elect Joe Biden is worried about the “exceedingly high expectations” the world community has for Barack […]

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