nullThe bidding for Natalie Dylan, who is about to become the first multi-millionaire off the word “virgin” since Richard Branson, is up to $3.7 million.

$3.7 million is a lot of money ($61,666 a second for the average male bidder to be exact), so the next obvious question is this: who in the world is bidding that much for a virgin? In this economy, it’s got to be somebody with a full stock of bailout money, like an AIG or Merrill Lynch executive.

Dylan is supposedly auctioning off her virginity, but, given her apparent shameless business acumen, why am I thinking that she’s going to write back to at least the five highest bidders and say…

“You won! Bring the $3.6 million and meet me at the LA Hilton on March 2nd.”
“You won! Bring the $3.2 million and meet me at the LA Hilton on March 3rd.”
“You won! Bring the $2.8 million and meet me at the LA Hilton on March 4th.”
“You won! Bring the $2.4 million and meet me at the LA Hilton on March 5th.”
“You won! Bring the $1.9 million and meet me at the LA Hilton on March 6th.”

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2 Responses to “Virgin Auction Update”

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    Wew. I thought this article is all about virginity. lol

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