Jan

24

Dr. Phil Audience Loves Ann Coulter, Will Be Accused of Being Racist Homophobes Later

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Here’s something you don’t see every day — a television talk show studio audience that was not intentionally pre-stocked with Bush haters. Ann Coulter, Alan Colmes and Scott McClellan were on Dr. Phil a day after the inauguration, and the audience reaction was not something I was prepared for — and neither were Colmes and [...]

Jan

24

Rod Blagojevich Compares FBI and Other Foes to Imperial Japan, Jesse James

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This explains why the FBI code words to move in on soon to be ex Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich were “Tora! Tora! Tora!”: Illinois’ embattled but defiant governor turned to the history books to describe the emotional strain on him and his family, comparing his arrest last month to Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor. “Dec. [...]

Jan

23

White House Releases List of ‘Approved’ Interrogation Techniques

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Dateline Washington DC: The White House has published an Executive Order which guarantees that suspected enemy combatants will receive lawful and humane interrogations under new Obama administration rules. With his call to close the U.S. detention camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and to possibly house detainees on mainland United States, President Obama has reversed former [...]

Jan

23

New American Thinker Piece

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I have a new column up over at The American Thinker concerning Robert Reich saying the trillion dollars in stimulus money should not all go to “skilled” and/or “white construction workers.” In it I wonder why certain “organized” groups of people aren’t making more of a stink: Unskilled stimulus windfall: Where’s the union outrage?

Jan

23

Obama Love: Fisting We Can Believe In

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Knuckle-down, because it could be a long few years. However, the media infatuation with the Obamas occasionally lends a clenched hand to some seriously funny over-analysis that will give us enough punch to get us in and out of some pretty tight spots: (h/t this guy)

Jan

22

Diane Sawyer isn’t Drunk, She’s Obamatoxicated!

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People are asking, “Was Diane Sawyer drunk during the long coverage of the inauguration and subsequent events?” I don’t think so. I think she was just “Obamatoxicated” like the rest of the media, but we’ll never know. Only a “Hope-alyzer” test could tell for sure. You be the judge: Update: Here’s a law professor who’s [...]

Jan

22

Fmr. French President Chirac Surrenders Unconditionally to Poodle

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This week, Jacque Chirac completes the “You know you’re a Frenchmen when…” sentence with, “…you’re mauled by a poodle”: Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own ‘clinically depressed’ pet dog. The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog – which suffers from frenzied fits and [...]

Jan

22

Colbert Weeps Over Obama Beauty

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It just isn’t possible to satirize the display we saw from a fully engorged mainstream media during Tuesday’s inauguration, due to the fact that their coverage served as its own satire, but Stephen Colbert almost gets there:

Jan

21

McCain Calls for Quick Confirmation of Hillary, Asks Dems if They Need Any Ironing Done

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Today, John McCain, in his usual “roll over so the Democrats will scratch my belly” way, called on the Senate to quickly confirm Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State without wasting time on a roll call vote: Video here. Just when I start to worry about the fact that Democrats now control the House, Senate, [...]

Jan

21

‘Did Barack and Michelle Do It?’ and Other Hard-Hitting Questions

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The notorious celebutard stalkers at TMZ.com are asking the hard-hitting questions that even the mainstream media has refused to dare ask aloud: No, actually I didn’t think of it, but if I did, the answer would be “no,” because I think just about every Democrat in DC is saving themselves so they’ll have the energy [...]

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