Iran Sends Satellite Into Orbit in Search of Higher Place From Which to Hang Homosexuals

Iran has launched a satellite into orbit. Iranian President Ahmadinejad said, “With this launch the Islamic Republic of Iran has officially achieved a presence in space.”

Prediction: Hardline Islamists won’t be nearly as excited after they see how weightlessness totally ruins hangings and stonings, and they’ll scrap the program within a year.