Kentucky’s ‘Witness’ Protection Program

Screw FEMA… when there’s an emergency, put the Amish on the job.

The term “powerless to help” has never taken on a more literal meaning.

To paraphrase our former president, “You’re doin’ a heck of a job, Zekie!”

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