Kentucky’s ‘Witness’ Protection Program

Screw FEMA… when there’s an emergency, put the Amish on the job.

The term “powerless to help” has never taken on a more literal meaning.

To paraphrase our former president, “You’re doin’ a heck of a job, Zekie!”

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is an author, columnist and blogger covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint. Doug is also a guest blogger for Michelle Malkin ( In Doug's spare time he enjoys playing with his kids, football, baseball, basketball and speaking in the third person.