New Sponsor: ‘K-Y Taxpayer’ Lubricant

Things are going so well here that we’re welcoming new sponsors almost weekly. We’ve had Timbo Tax and Ivory Tower Soap in recent weeks, and now we’re excited to bring on board a company that should do fairly well with this product.

The good people at K-Y, Inc. recognized that the government, due to one of their famous oversights, forgot to budget for lube in their trillion dollar stimulus bill. This means you’ll have to buy your own to use to help ease the pain once the monstrous package of the stimulus is unleashed on Americans.

For your own sake, I encourage all my readers to purchase and use the product of our new sponsor, K-Y Taxpayer:

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