The Food Equivalent of the Stimulus Package

Ever wonder what the stimulus package would look like in food form? Neither did I, until I saw this website: ThisIsWhyYou’reFat.

My favorite has to be the “TurBacoDucken” — a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon — an item so high in calories and fat that New York Mayor Bloomberg has issued orders for his police force to shoot it on sight:


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