McNugget Emergency

Below is audio of a woman in Florida who called 911 three times because the McDonalds ran out of chicken McNuggets.

We’ll probably see this McMoron pleading her case for the nationalization of fast food restaurants (“chicken nuggets are a human right”) at the next Obama townhall meeting:

Given the callers eloquent use of the English language (i.e. “she are the manager”), this is as good a time as any to remind everybody that today is National Grammar Day.

Update: There’s something in the air in Florida, because not even a month ago a Florida man called 911 to complain about his Burger King meal.

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