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News so real you’d swear it’s not fake… or so fake you’d swear it’s from the A.P… whichever:

Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.