Welcome to another episode of “Adventures in What Not to Do”:
A Saint Mary’s County woman was hospitalized after she was injured in an accident over the weekend involving a sex toy.
TheBayNet.com confirms that authorities received a call from a man who said his partner was injured after he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade and used it on her.
I can’t wait to see the wording on the new warning label that the government will no doubt order saw manufacturers to put on all their tools.
You can learn more about bedroom tool safety by picking up the following book at your local library: