‘Eich Bein Ein Chickendinner!’

This just hit the market in Germany:


I’ll bet these are tasty, because it involves two things Germans know best: unchecked power and chicken.

They need a catch-phrase though. Maybe something like “A racial stereotype is a terrible thing to waste” would work. Obama? Fried chicken? Come on guys, are you trying to get picketed?

I’m sure Al Sharpton is on his way to Germany right now, and is probably holding up the flight while he tries to stuff Tawana Brawley into the overhead storage bin.


While you’re eating Obama Chicken Fingers, remember to save room for Obama Sushi.

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