If Somebody Knocks on Your Door Today…

… don’t answer it.

It could be a member of the Obama Youth participating in “Project Canvass,” which is scheduled for today as a way to “get your neighbors to take a pledge of support for President Obama’s bold approach to renew America’s economy and invest in energy, health care, and education.”

I have the perfect repellent though… putting this in your window should hold Benito’s Army of Hope at bay:

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Update: Passing idea for a bumper sticker that would look good in the driveway today: “Keep your ‘hope’ nurse out of my ‘change’ purse”

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.