Finally, Some Good News for Detroit Lions Fans

We Detroit Lions fans are in the “safe zone” when it comes to physical health, because we’ll never have to watch our team lose a Super Bowl (or win one for that matter), which, as it turns out, might only cause severe medical problems:

Passionate football fans take heed: watching your team lose in the Super Bowl could be hazardous to your health
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“The emotional stress of loss and/or the intensity of a game played in a high profile rivalry such as the Super Bowl can trigger total and cardiovascular deaths,” said Dr. Robert Kloner, a professor of medicine at the University of Southern California, who presented the study at the American College of Cardiology scientific meeting in Orlando.

As a Lions fan I’m safe from suffering the ill-effects of high-profile losses, but as a Republican, not so much.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.