Government Got You Depressed? Thankfully the Government is Here to Help!

Are government regulations, taxes, supreme idiocy and watching your children condemned to a life of debt before they even grow up making you depressed? If so, oddly enough, the government is here to help!

The Department of Health and Human Services has a handy guide to “Getting through tough economic times.” Wow, now I know what Tina Turner felt like when Ike offered her a cold compress for her black eye.

The government offers plenty of advice on that website, and all of it adds up to “Struggling will only make it hurt more.”

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.