Gwyneth Paltrow Says Shampoo Causes Cancer, Mickey Rourke Plans to Live Forever

Celebrity crackpot scientist update #947: Gweyneth Paltrow says that shampoo is giving our kids cancer. “Scientists” are mocking Paltrow’s claims.

Come on, Gweyneth — we all know that the chemicals in shampoo are what causes global warming, not cancer. Get your facts straight and you’ll have those same scientists agreeing with you instead of making fun of your claims, and with similar or even less amounts of “evidence.”

Author: Doug Powers

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