The Most Delicious Gun You’ll Ever Grease Somebody With

Here’s your mid-morning palate-cleanser: What could taste better after tea than the BA-K-47 — a full size replica of an AK-47 made out of bacon:

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Now just make the shells out of over-easy eggs and a sight out of pancakes and we’ll prepared for an invasion of the cardiologist’s office.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.