Just Another Panic Monday

Got the swine flu yet? After reading many stories and watching the news, either nothing is about to happen or we’re all about to die. That’s a fairly broad spectrum, and actually one that we live under every day without really knowing it. At least somebody in DC might care about actually watching the borders now that they might get sick if somebody with the disease sneaks through.

On the bright side, at least something knocked pirates off the front page for a couple of days.

Oh, and I don’t have a column today. Took the weekend off and just relaxed. I don’t think I’ve missed a Monday column since 2002, and I think that makes me the Lou Gehrig of “right wing extremists.”

Enjoy the Monday all, and stay away from anybody who looks ill. Mickey Rourke’s gonna be lonely today.