Apr
19
Napolitano: I Didn’t Mean to Imply Military Vets are Extremists, Just Gullible and Stupid
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Hey Janet, when you hear Chinese, stop digging: Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano on Sunday portrayed veterans as victims – not perpetrators – of right-wing extremism as she sought to combat the political controversy arising out of an April 14 Homeland Security memo warning that returning soldiers could be ripe for domestic terrorism participation. “The [...]
Apr
19
Paparazzi Startle Madonna’s Mount, Star in Stable Condition
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Note: As part of the new “Truth in Headlines Act of 2009,” we have to say before the story begins that the following news has nothing to do with A-Rod, in spite of what the title implies. A horse being ridden by Madonna threw her off, causing the singer to suffer minor injuries. It is [...]
Apr
18
Only in Washington: President Barack Obama on Saturday named Jeffrey Zients, a longtime management consultant, as chief performance officer to head an effort to streamline government and cut costs. The selection of Zients comes after Obama’s first choice for the newly created position, Nancy Killefer, withdrew in February over tax problems. Zients, a founder and [...]
Apr
18
Over at the American Thinker, I have a brief blog post (they prefer I don’t cross-post here and link instead) about B-list actress and D-list activist Janeane Garofalo’s insistence that the tea parties are just white supremecy movements staged by redneck racists disguised as tax protesters. In the post, entitled “A question for Garofalo,” I [...]
Apr
18
Controversy: Nat’l Portait Gallery Covers Up Obama Painting for Appearance of Jesus
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Washington, DC (PNN): Artist Shepherd Fairey’s portrait of President Obama — which was unveiled at the National Portrait Gallery and has adorned a wall in the gallery since the beginning of Obama’s presidency — was covered while a portrait of Jesus appeared next to the Obama painting. This stunning news comes hot on the heels [...]
Apr
18
Kimmel: Win a Dream Date With Bill Clinton
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Hillary, seeking ways to retire the several million dollars worth of debt that remains from her ’08 presidential bid, is pimping Bill:
Apr
17
Botanist Makes Shameless Attempt to Get Invited to White House
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Schools are being re-named for Obama — roads are being re-named for Obama — but what about new species of lichen? That’s covered now too: A newly discovered species of lichen – a plant-like growth that looks like moss or a dry leaf – has been named after President Obama. Kerry Knudsen, lichen curator of [...]
Apr
17
Somebody’s about to be McWealthy: A giant set of golden arches outside a McDonald’s in eastern Arizona toppled in high winds Wednesday, crushing a Naperville couple’s Chevy Trailblazer as they sat inside the parked vehicle. Retirees Russell and Carolyn Janke suffered multiple injuries. They had stopped at the McDonald’s on the Navajo Nation reservation in [...]
Apr
17
It seems to me that a committed “Christian,” as the president claims to be, though not always having to be in “spread the word” mode, certainly wouldn’t hide a symbol of the faith they profess to embrace with all their heart and soul. This wasn’t the case at Georgetown University: (CNSNews.com) – Georgetown University says [...]
Apr
16
Senate to Investigate if NSA Infringed on Congressional Copyright
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Congress, the most thieving, nosiest bunch of snoops in the land, are concerned that the National Security Agency may have broken the law, and the Senate Intelligence (today’s contradiction in terms is brought to you by Wheaties, the breakfast of champions!) Committee is going to investigate: The head of the Senate Intelligence Committee said Thursday [...]
