Enzyte Manny?

On the sports side of things today, Manny Ramirez has been suspended. Why?

LOS ANGELES – A source close to Manny Ramirez said Thursday that the illegal substance for which the Los Angeles Dodgers slugger tested positive was not “an agent customarily used for performance enhancing.”

At least not on the baseball diamond. The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the substance is supposed to boost sex drive.

Ramirez faces a 50 game suspension, if you’ll pardon the expression. Is the best way to help Ramirez kick this particular habit to give him a lot more free time for sex?

Manny should have known better though. Everybody knows it’s against league rules to go to the plate with two bats.

Enjoy your Congressional testimony, Mr. Ramirez — I know Congress will.


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Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is an author, columnist and blogger covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint. Doug is also a guest blogger for Michelle Malkin (MichelleMalkin.com). In Doug's spare time he enjoys playing with his kids, football, baseball, basketball and speaking in the third person.