The Hill is reporting that Ted Kennedy’s cancer is in remission and he’ll report back to the senate after the Memorial Day weekend.

Praise be to the Chivas gods! Without Ted to pick on I’ve been as lost as Paris Hilton without being able to stroke her short-haired Tinky.

Stay well, Senator Kennedy!

Update: Crap, the above news is probably not true because it came from Harry Reid.


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