May

22

Biden Defends the Gitmo Position of… Cheney?

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Toby Harnden at the Telegraph highlights Joe Biden’s latest attempt to not be on the ticket with Obama when it’s re-election time: Thank goodness for Vice President Joe Biden. In one of the few amusing parts of the Wanda Sykes comedy routine at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, she said: “God forbid that Joe Biden [...]

May

22

Gaming Company Sees Obama’s iPod for the Queen and Raises Him One Gold-Plated Wii

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This is going to make the iPod that Obama gave Queen Elizabeth look wimpy in comparison: The Nintendo Wii has positioned itself as the gaming console for everybody. As it turns out, that includes the Queen of England. Well, sort of. It’s not like Her Royal Highness went down to Wal-Mart and bought one with [...]

May

22

Hillary: It Takes a Village to Halt Jewish Settlements

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Hillary Clinton couldn’t keep her own husband from bonking tubby, pizza wielding interns, so I’m skeptical about her ability to convince Israel to stop settlement activity. From the Jerusalem Post: Sharp differences emerged between the US and Israel over the settlement issue on Wednesday – one day after Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu concluded his first [...]

May

21

Peace, Love, Grope: Sexual Harassment Crisis at the U.N.

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How does the United Nations expect to negotiate an end to violence in the Middle East if they can’t even get their own people to forgive and forget about a “nice tits” comment? From the Wall Street Journal: The United Nations, which aspires to protect human rights around the world, is struggling to deal with [...]

May

21

Obama Goes Off-TOTUS, Flubs

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You’ll notice Obama does fine until the names, and then he goes off-TOTUS briefly to read from a piece of paper, and, as a result, gives props to Defense Secretary “William Gates.” For a second there I thought the Microsoft founder had been made Sef-Def without my knowledge. Never, ever look away from TOTUS again, [...]

May

21

The Dissing Link: Ida Renounces Evolution and Embraces Creation, Says Pastor

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MESSEL PIT, GERMANY (PNN): The scientific community is lauding the discovery of the “missing link,” a 47 million year old fossil named Ida, which they say offers “proof” that humans evolved from primates. But Ida has now shocked the scientific community even further for apparently coming out in favor of biblical creationism after an encounter [...]

May

21

The Dr. Emmett Brown Award for Giving Would-Be Terrorists a Shoddy Bomb Casing Filled With Used Pinball Machine Parts Goes To….

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The FBI and the NYPD: The FBI and NYPD busted a four-man homegrown terror cell Wednesday night that was plotting to blow up two Bronx synagogues while simultaneously shooting a plane out of the sky, sources told the Daily News. The idea was to create a “fireball that would make the country gasp,” one law [...]

May

20

Will Obama Regs Make Cars More Dangerous?

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In a knave new world dominated by environmental hypocrites, self-serving bureaucracy addicts, power-hungry pinkocrats and doctorate level myth managers, it’s clear that if we stay on our present course, the government is going to save us to death. Vehicle standards agreed upon by a group of people who are presiding over some of the greatest [...]

May

20

San Francisco Mayor Wants To Tax Your Butts Off

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You might think that no butts are off-limits in San Francisco — the city with social policies so liberal that God must think he horribly over-reacted to the Sodom and Gomorrah thing — but some butts are not welcome. From the New York Times: In what he casts as an attack on litterbugs and nicotine [...]

May

20

Barack Hussein Huxtable?

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Here’s “Barack Obama is Cliff Huxtable” from The Daily Show. The scariest possibility is the “on for eight seasons” part, but they forgot to mention that both are comedies: Indecision An Indecision Exclusive! Barack Obama Is Cliff Huxtable indecisionforever.com Funny Political Video Political Games Joe Biden Jokes

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