The Obamasturbatory Media Jerks Away Furiously

It’s no wonder the mainstream media is even being mocked by Jon Stewart now (click here for a video that concludes with a joke about NBC’s Brian Williams going “American Pie” on a lunch sack Obama handed him).

The latest display of Obama-induced MSM hormonal fireworks — that makes the orgasmic girls who screamed at the Beatles’ arrival at JFK Airport look like Tibetan monks — comes from Newsweek’s Evan Thomas, who told fellow Obamaniac and flogger of the dolphin of Hope, Chris Matthews, that Obama is “sort of god.”

If you want to make a fortune, set up a stand in front of MSNBC headquarters and sell Special Obama Commemorative Edition Jergens Lotion to these people:

Author: Doug Powers

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