TOTUS Punks Prez Again: The 2,000 Year-Old U.S. Constitution?

Here’s one that somehow slipped through the cracks a few days ago.

Thanks to President Obama, we know that there are 58 states, but I was even more surprised to find out that the U.S. Constitution was written 20 centuries ago:

TOTUS, you magnificient bastard!

(h/t ConservativeFront)