As soon as President Obama smacked a fly dead and called it “sucker,” I knew he’d opened a can of PETA whoop-ass:

PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals,” PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. “We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”

Take a look at the Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher. I prefer my method, known as the “Florsheim Bug Flattener.”

In the meantime, because Obama bravely and skillfully smacked that “sucker” dead and the media praise is being heaped on, a movie sequel of sorts is in the works to capitalize on the incident:

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