Your Tax Dollars at Play: Gov’t Studies Why Men Don’t Like to Wear Condoms

I’d rather have my money go towards funding this than, say, a cross in a jar full of urine — but it’s still a stupid waste:

The federal government is spending $423,500 to find out why men don’t like to wear condoms, a project government watchdogs say is a nearly-half-a-million-dollar waste of taxpayer money.

Let me guess… this is “stimulus” money, right?

I can answer that question for them for free: For the same reason we don’t like to eat a sandwich with the cellophane wrapper still on.

They’re spending a half a million dollars on a “study” when all they have to do is pick up the phone and ask Mel Gibson. Great.

Do you know where all this is heading? Two words: “Reservoir czar”!

Another answer to the government’s condom conundrum is found in this song:

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