President Obama’s teleprompter (TOTUS) has children, known as TFLOTUS1 and TFLOTUS2, and the pair were promoted to the position of official teleprompters of the First Lady, but so far Michelle Obama isn’t happy with their height.

Don’t tell Michelle, but I heard that the growth of TFLOTUS was stunted because when they were younger they liked to smoke with Barack.

Why am I guessing somebody lost their job over this?

The teleprompters are being punished by being made to weed Michelle’s garden.


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