John Kerry (D-Vietnam) Makes Previous ‘Botched Joke’ Palin Comparison

John Kerry has botched jokes before, but I don’t think he’ll be apologizing for this one. What an ass:

The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’

Or a certain senator from Massachusetts.

Hey, I can see elitist jerkweed from my house:


Kerry Klassic Flashback: “John Kerry Reporting for Booty.”

Update: Watch Red State Update’s Jackie & Dunlap comment on the Sanford mess. (h/t KeyboardJockey)

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